Thursday, August 16, 2007

Gory title:- Land 'tertumpah' darahkuku / MengChee style

10 people you love. (excluding family members)
1. Irene Kok
2. Andy 'Kara-Teh' Kim Huat & Concubine
3. Andrew 'The Devil alwiz Accident' Teh
4. Jacey 'Cinderella Car'
5. Raymond 'Japan Mali' Chu
6. Nicholas 'Rev-Hard'
7. Thum 'DOTA-King' Yip Hon
8. Adrian 'Alwiz at home' low & Mistress
9. Jin Bee 'God-like' Ng
10. My neighbours

10 things you want to do before you die.
1. Own a Misubishi Evolution X
2. Run down a police block with Mitsubishi Evolution X
3. Stop Mitsubishi Evolution X inside the police station infront of the entrance and
showing them international sign, because they put a lot of block at Port Dickson.
4. Sky Diving using Mitsubishi Evolution X with me in it and shout 'Halleluyah~!!!'
5. Fetch an old man by the road side using Mitsubishi Evolution X, saying that I'm gonna fetch
him back home, trying to be nice and actually take him for one-hell-of a ride, 240 km/h.
6. Kidnap a 10 year old kid, and force him/her to sit in the Mitsubishi Evolution X driver seat
, and put a brick on the throttle pedal. "Forest Gump couldn't run, now he can drive".
7. Drive a Mitsubishi Evolution X and head straight into a petrol station and jump out of the car
50 metres before it crash. Walk away while it burn like slo-mo frame rate in XXX 2, where
new XXX crashes the boat on te police car and explode, then walk away with style.
8. Drift through Petaling Street with Mitsubishi Evolution X during peak season.
9. Take Irene on a trip to Mars and have candle light dinner.
10. Get Steven Spielberg to do a movie about my pathetic life like 'The Terminal'.

10 things you cannot live without.
1. Air
2. Food
3. Car
4. House
5. Money
6. Aeroplane
7. Ship
8. Astro
9. Lif
10. Lights

10 things you Love about your country.
1. Multi Ethnic
2. Coz got you and me
3. Pirated VCD heaven
4. You still can drive with 19 summons since 1991
5. Police station got Ogawa Massager for the staff
6. KTM's train 10 minuts late
7. Mat Rempit doing monkey show
8. Got durian
9. Non-Bumi gets no good deal
10. Two-face goverment

10 bad habits.
1. Shit often (well, there's a saying "shit happens")
2. Pee often (Well, I spend almost an hour everyday facing the wall, what a waste)
3. Eat often (Shit happens, 2 - 3 hours wasted daily)
4. Work often (Damn, more than 40 hours per week! That's bad, shit)
5. Driving often (Oh gosh, another 1 - 2 hours per day wasted, at least~! shit)
6. Waiting for Salary (No eye see, around 160 hours wasted just waiting for salary, SHIT)
7. Snoring during sleeping (Wish i can compensate that into words, more meaningful)
8. Blur Blur (Dun ask!)
9. Become lazy at home (who doesn't? hehe)
10. Bottomless Nescafe (My favorite!)

10 attitudes that turns you off.
1. Spoiled rich rugrats (Suet, I agree~!!)
2. When you tries to get the waiter attention with your hands up and they pretend didn't see
even though they pass infront of you and you know only a blind couldn't see that.
3. After mabuk then become emo kao kao like kena rasuk.
4. Some people driving like they own the road, like at the middle between two lanes.
5. People that drive very slow at fast lane.
6. Auntie that makes a left/right turn below 10 km/h.
7. People who put signal but didn't turn when you're waiting at the T junction. @#$@^
8. People who double park, without even care whether the other car can pass through or not.
9. Watching a police vehicle pass through the toll without the need to PAY~!
10. When i call out to my cat and she didn't miau back. Damn kao cocky.

10 words to describe yourself. (5 good and 5 bad)
1. soft-hearted
2. nice
3. agressive
4. tolerance
5. forgiving
6. Shy
7. Quiet
8. low self-esteem
9. un-organize
10. blur

10 favourite bands.
1. Deep Purple
2. Metalica
3. U2
4. The Beatles
5. ColdPlay
6. GreenDay
7. Red hot Chilli Peppers
8. Pearl Jam
9. Blur
10. Aerosmith

10 most prized possessions.
1. My car (My most expensive asset)
2. Posters signed by Keiichi (Drift King), a pic taken with him and a handshake.
3. Irene
4. My Cats and dogs
5. Tortoise that I caught from Sungai Klang
6. My favorite pillow (Yuck~!!)
7. My bed, my place of Zen
8. My Wallet (Irene choose it and it's a gift)
9. My phone
10. My underwear (cannot live without it)

10 people to tag.
1. Kim Huat
2. Teh Kim Huat
3. KH Teh
4. Jacey
5. PuppyYee
6. Adelene
7. Someone out there
8. The one probably looking at this line.
9. I knew you are the one.
10. OH Come on~!!

2 comments:

Suet said...

Uhm Derrick???
It's G-O-V-E-R-N-M-E-N-T.
Not G-O-V-E-R-M-E-N-T.
Heh, shy shy.

Derek@Panda said...

muahahahahah, typo error.
You sounds like my kindergarden english teacher...