A young kid asked his teacher a question when his teacher bought him an ice-cream drumstick. The kid asked "Teacher, there's 3 women eating ice-cream. The 1st women's eating style is eat the whole thing in 1 gulp. The 2nd women prefer to bite bit by bit and the 3rd women lick around it and then slowly suck from the top with soft moaning sound. Only 1 of them are married, which one is it?"
So guys and girls, which 1 is it are married?
Tuesday, July 31, 2007
Wednesday, July 25, 2007
Accenture DOTA tournament
Sweeet, Accenture got DOTA tournament, and the latest tournament are between Malaysia and Singapore. Not just DOTA club is available, the other club i knew was Scuba Diving club, NICE, I can go look for mermaid now. :)
Thursday, July 19, 2007
BASF - My first project site
The first day at Accenture is nerve wrecking for me, Orientation day. I think it's because of how the people present themselves and the way they talk and work. I got no idea at all what is the Orientation day about, not totally no idea but dunno what they're going to talk about.
What I thought most is something like Oganisation history and the Hierarchy and some business processes. Yea, the first few sessions was just that, but later I learned that we need to attend training and some training are compulsory even though that means you're going to attend it at some other countries.
The first 4 most important training was to learn the Core Values, understanding data privacy law, avoiding insider trading and personal responsibility. All these training actually really groom a person on how to prepare for the worst and work professionally. Accenture are known to have Best People and they actually had been awarded with Best People award.
One of the manager ask all the newbies what it means by Best People, what is the definitions. I answered "Best in their work" and some answered, hard working, fast learner, and such. The manager said NO, that's not what Best People means, we look at each other, puzzled. He said all the traits like Hard-working, fast-learner, clever, doesn't exist in his dictionary, Best People is those with "Can Do" attitude. He said everyone will tell you they are hard-working and fast learner and such, but "Can Do" attitude that will makes you excel in any fields.
That reminds me of something like "Yes mum!", housemaid, kuli, macah. Yea, work like a cow and eat like a cow now.
Since 17 July, i'm at the project site at BASF Menara Telekom, until now still got nothing much to do besides attending those compulsory training, and those trainings has DEADLINE. They are very serious about deadline and deliverables. Basically, they are dead serious about everything they do.
The previous company i worked for, FMG, is HEAVEN, but Accenture and it's client is not too bad at all. There's something I like about it also, such as BOTTOMLESS nescafe~! Bottomless is the new term I learned when my colleagues from FMG treated to me Chillis on my last day at FMG. Sweet~! Bottomless do sounds like no-butt.
What I thought most is something like Oganisation history and the Hierarchy and some business processes. Yea, the first few sessions was just that, but later I learned that we need to attend training and some training are compulsory even though that means you're going to attend it at some other countries.
The first 4 most important training was to learn the Core Values, understanding data privacy law, avoiding insider trading and personal responsibility. All these training actually really groom a person on how to prepare for the worst and work professionally. Accenture are known to have Best People and they actually had been awarded with Best People award.
One of the manager ask all the newbies what it means by Best People, what is the definitions. I answered "Best in their work" and some answered, hard working, fast learner, and such. The manager said NO, that's not what Best People means, we look at each other, puzzled. He said all the traits like Hard-working, fast-learner, clever, doesn't exist in his dictionary, Best People is those with "Can Do" attitude. He said everyone will tell you they are hard-working and fast learner and such, but "Can Do" attitude that will makes you excel in any fields.
That reminds me of something like "Yes mum!", housemaid, kuli, macah. Yea, work like a cow and eat like a cow now.
Since 17 July, i'm at the project site at BASF Menara Telekom, until now still got nothing much to do besides attending those compulsory training, and those trainings has DEADLINE. They are very serious about deadline and deliverables. Basically, they are dead serious about everything they do.
The previous company i worked for, FMG, is HEAVEN, but Accenture and it's client is not too bad at all. There's something I like about it also, such as BOTTOMLESS nescafe~! Bottomless is the new term I learned when my colleagues from FMG treated to me Chillis on my last day at FMG. Sweet~! Bottomless do sounds like no-butt.
Thursday, July 12, 2007
True Friend Test results
The True Friend Test really made me laugh. What a joke. I learned that true friends doesn't have to be honest. That's why a lot of gossip went of track. Below are some of the attempts.
1) Au YY
What the.....She decided not to choose Pure White or Super White coz probably she thinks my car is much more than Pure White or Super White, it is Super Pure White = Dam Kao White~!
She probably thinks I got high expectation, everything also highly concentrated, Nescafe Kao Ice, ladies and gentlemen. I can be sure she'll choose Nescafe Damn Kao Ice if there's one.
2) Suet
Suet knew there's no "Dam Kao White" color, clever girl~! And so she choosed "Chao ci Bai" for the answer. Good guess~!!!! hehe
I think she purposely put this coz i put her name as one of the possible answer for the question "What's my dog's name?" or need me to show my big gun?
3) Cheng Li
This one also another clever girl~!! yeah~! To all Super White~! Cheers~! heheh
4) HoongYi
Oppss...He didn't do it purposely, he really dunno the name, he only knew that my dog is female. And so between all the answers, i really dunno why he choosed "Irene", Why not Suet or Jacey? hehe.
He's one of the closest person to me every working day, celebrated my birthday, and I thought he knew my full name. He failed miserably.
1) Au YY
What the.....She decided not to choose Pure White or Super White coz probably she thinks my car is much more than Pure White or Super White, it is Super Pure White = Dam Kao White~!
She probably thinks I got high expectation, everything also highly concentrated, Nescafe Kao Ice, ladies and gentlemen. I can be sure she'll choose Nescafe Damn Kao Ice if there's one.
2) Suet
Suet knew there's no "Dam Kao White" color, clever girl~! And so she choosed "Chao ci Bai" for the answer. Good guess~!!!! hehe
I think she purposely put this coz i put her name as one of the possible answer for the question "What's my dog's name?" or need me to show my big gun?
3) Cheng Li
This one also another clever girl~!! yeah~! To all Super White~! Cheers~! heheh
4) HoongYi
Oppss...He didn't do it purposely, he really dunno the name, he only knew that my dog is female. And so between all the answers, i really dunno why he choosed "Irene", Why not Suet or Jacey? hehe.
He's one of the closest person to me every working day, celebrated my birthday, and I thought he knew my full name. He failed miserably.
Wednesday, July 11, 2007
SE K750i Optimus Prime Theme
The other day I was browsing through a list of transformers theme from mobile9.com and I saw a very nice Transformers theme from author Eugene. I downloaded it and changed the wallpaper to the one I created showing a short clip from the Transformers trailer.
I've provided a link for whoever wish to download the theme file and apply it to the phone. As for my understanding so far, this theme is SE W800 compatible.
Download - Optimus Prime Animated Theme K750i
I've provided a link for whoever wish to download the theme file and apply it to the phone. As for my understanding so far, this theme is SE W800 compatible.
Download - Optimus Prime Animated Theme K750i
Tuesday, July 10, 2007
There, attached below is a short animated gif I created from the Transformers trailer.
It's suitable to set it as your handphone wallpaper and it works fine. No no, it won't slow down the phone coz I had applied it to my handphone as wallpaper, it's a beauty.
How to download the pic?
Ok, right click on the pic, select Save Picture As and choose the location you want to save to, done.
How to transfer to your phone?
Consult your handphone manual guide!!
BEWARE:
Nokia brick look-a-like models is not supported and so do other brick look-a-like handphones. If the handphone performance is affected, please throw the brick phone away. Cheers.
It's suitable to set it as your handphone wallpaper and it works fine. No no, it won't slow down the phone coz I had applied it to my handphone as wallpaper, it's a beauty.
How to download the pic?
Ok, right click on the pic, select Save Picture As and choose the location you want to save to, done.
How to transfer to your phone?
Consult your handphone manual guide!!
BEWARE:
Nokia brick look-a-like models is not supported and so do other brick look-a-like handphones. If the handphone performance is affected, please throw the brick phone away. Cheers.
Monday, July 9, 2007
Peter Cullen aka Optimus Prime
Here's a view of the man behind the husky voiced Transformers Autobots leader Optimus Prime for the past 20 years and also the new movie. Poor fella, he needs to repeat the kickass line each time he attends an interview, "Autobots, transform and roll out!".
Here's a short clip of him signing autograph and saying the kickass line. :)
Friday, July 6, 2007
Transformers
I've watched Transformers twice since the day it launched and this is one of the best looking movie ever. The looks of each robots is much better looking compared to the cartoon series, very detailed. It would be so cool to have a car that can tranform into a robot with high-tech weaponry.
Of all the Transformers, I prefer Barricade from Decepticons, it's the police car in the movie and the car it transform into is a badass Ford Mustang R281. It's motto was "To punish and enslave", wicked.
This is how bumblebee looks like in the cartoon series and it was supposed to be a Volkswagon Beetle instead of Camaro like the 1 in the movie. But the 1 in the movie of course looks a lot better than the 1 in the cartoon series, with proper robotic feet and no so dumb looking.
Of all the Transformers, I prefer Barricade from Decepticons, it's the police car in the movie and the car it transform into is a badass Ford Mustang R281. It's motto was "To punish and enslave", wicked.
This is how bumblebee looks like in the cartoon series and it was supposed to be a Volkswagon Beetle instead of Camaro like the 1 in the movie. But the 1 in the movie of course looks a lot better than the 1 in the cartoon series, with proper robotic feet and no so dumb looking.
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