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My farewell dinner at Chillis 1 Utama

Mitsubishi Lancer 2.0 GT

The new Mitsubishi Lancer 2.0 GT is a CBU import from another ASEAN country. So, people would thought that this new addition to the Mitsubishi family will cost a bomb as well. The name itself made it sounds like it's very expensive, you know what i mean? "2.0 GT". But Mitsubishi surprised us with a lower price of RM 115,980 OTR (On The Road) with insurance.



The new Lancer is using a new engine called 4B11 Mivec engine with 155ps at 6,000 rpm. It also comes with paddle shifters instead of triptonic stick shift and there's no replacement parts for the gearbox incase there's a malfunction, you'll have to change the whole gearbox unit. 4B11 is using timing chain instead of timing belt and it'll last more than 90,000 km. The conventional timing belt will snap between 80,000 km - 90,000 km. There's one fella asked me this before, "Why there's no exact answer to when the timing belt will snap?". Ok, this is because some people thought the timing belt will function only when the car is moving, actually when your car idling, the timing belt is moving still.

So here's the new Mitsubishi EVO X.

And this is the concept car initially. Notice the differences? I still thinks the concept car is the best looking.

A brief explanation about the new 4B11 Mivec engine. Very technical.

Clown Of The Day

London circus is in town, so in conjunction with this happening and joyous event, i volunteered to become the Clown Of The Day, thanks to Irene.

Monash Motorshow 2007

Thanks to Mave and the other members for inviting me to participate in this event, although my car was ugly compared to theirs. Thanks to Irene also in taking these pics and staying with me the whole night. And also thanks to Mr. Andrew aka The Devil Alwiz Accident for FFK me that night.

Sudah la Andrew, ada gf lupa kawan yek? kekekkeke~~!

Gory title:- Land 'tertumpah' darahkuku / MengChee style

10 people you love. (excluding family members)
1. Irene Kok
2. Andy 'Kara-Teh' Kim Huat & Concubine
3. Andrew 'The Devil alwiz Accident' Teh
4. Jacey 'Cinderella Car'
5. Raymond 'Japan Mali' Chu
6. Nicholas 'Rev-Hard'
7. Thum 'DOTA-King' Yip Hon
8. Adrian 'Alwiz at home' low & Mistress
9. Jin Bee 'God-like' Ng
10. My neighbours

10 things you want to do before you die.
1. Own a Misubishi Evolution X
2. Run down a police block with Mitsubishi Evolution X
3. Stop Mitsubishi Evolution X inside the police station infront of the entrance and
showing them international sign, because they put a lot of block at Port Dickson.
4. Sky Diving using Mitsubishi Evolution X with me in it and shout 'Halleluyah~!!!'
5. Fetch an old man by the road side using Mitsubishi Evolution X, saying that I'm gonna fetch
him back home, trying to be nice and actually take him for one-hell-of a ride, 240 km/h.
6. Kidnap a 10 year old kid, and force him/her to sit in the Mitsubishi Evolution X driver seat
, and put a brick on the throttle pedal. "Forest Gump couldn't run, now he can drive".
7. Drive a Mitsubishi Evolution X and head straight into a petrol station and jump out of the car
50 metres before it crash. Walk away while it burn like slo-mo frame rate in XXX 2, where
new XXX crashes the boat on te police car and explode, then walk away with style.
8. Drift through Petaling Street with Mitsubishi Evolution X during peak season.
9. Take Irene on a trip to Mars and have candle light dinner.
10. Get Steven Spielberg to do a movie about my pathetic life like 'The Terminal'.

10 things you cannot live without.
1. Air
2. Food
3. Car
4. House
5. Money
6. Aeroplane
7. Ship
8. Astro
9. Lif
10. Lights

10 things you Love about your country.
1. Multi Ethnic
2. Coz got you and me
3. Pirated VCD heaven
4. You still can drive with 19 summons since 1991
5. Police station got Ogawa Massager for the staff
6. KTM's train 10 minuts late
7. Mat Rempit doing monkey show
8. Got durian
9. Non-Bumi gets no good deal
10. Two-face goverment

10 bad habits.
1. Shit often (well, there's a saying "shit happens")
2. Pee often (Well, I spend almost an hour everyday facing the wall, what a waste)
3. Eat often (Shit happens, 2 - 3 hours wasted daily)
4. Work often (Damn, more than 40 hours per week! That's bad, shit)
5. Driving often (Oh gosh, another 1 - 2 hours per day wasted, at least~! shit)
6. Waiting for Salary (No eye see, around 160 hours wasted just waiting for salary, SHIT)
7. Snoring during sleeping (Wish i can compensate that into words, more meaningful)
8. Blur Blur (Dun ask!)
9. Become lazy at home (who doesn't? hehe)
10. Bottomless Nescafe (My favorite!)

10 attitudes that turns you off.
1. Spoiled rich rugrats (Suet, I agree~!!)
2. When you tries to get the waiter attention with your hands up and they pretend didn't see
even though they pass infront of you and you know only a blind couldn't see that.
3. After mabuk then become emo kao kao like kena rasuk.
4. Some people driving like they own the road, like at the middle between two lanes.
5. People that drive very slow at fast lane.
6. Auntie that makes a left/right turn below 10 km/h.
7. People who put signal but didn't turn when you're waiting at the T junction. @#$@^
8. People who double park, without even care whether the other car can pass through or not.
9. Watching a police vehicle pass through the toll without the need to PAY~!
10. When i call out to my cat and she didn't miau back. Damn kao cocky.

10 words to describe yourself. (5 good and 5 bad)
1. soft-hearted
2. nice
3. agressive
4. tolerance
5. forgiving
6. Shy
7. Quiet
8. low self-esteem
9. un-organize
10. blur

10 favourite bands.
1. Deep Purple
2. Metalica
3. U2
4. The Beatles
5. ColdPlay
6. GreenDay
7. Red hot Chilli Peppers
8. Pearl Jam
9. Blur
10. Aerosmith

10 most prized possessions.
1. My car (My most expensive asset)
2. Posters signed by Keiichi (Drift King), a pic taken with him and a handshake.
3. Irene
4. My Cats and dogs
5. Tortoise that I caught from Sungai Klang
6. My favorite pillow (Yuck~!!)
7. My bed, my place of Zen
8. My Wallet (Irene choose it and it's a gift)
9. My phone
10. My underwear (cannot live without it)

10 people to tag.
1. Kim Huat
2. Teh Kim Huat
3. KH Teh
4. Jacey
5. PuppyYee
6. Adelene
7. Someone out there
8. The one probably looking at this line.
9. I knew you are the one.
10. OH Come on~!!

Scammer

There's a new scam on the loose.

Beware of the sites www.difenni.com.cn.

You will be trick to believe that you won a lucky draw from this company and will be rewarded in HK dollar or Ringgit. They'll show you this website and give you a valid bank account and said it is open for you only.

Bus Of Death

This tragic accident happened on Monday 13 August 2007 in the wee hours on North-South Expressway at Taiping. According to the related article from www.thestar.com.my, the driver had 13 summonses, some still outstanding, 2 warrants of arrest against him and the bus had been slapped with 19 summonses since 1991 and did not have permit to ply the route. The Commercial Vehicle Licensing Board has ordered the bus company to ceased it's operations immmediately. The bus driver was among the 19 people died, he had 2 wives, congratz.

"Larut Matang OCPD Asst Comm Raja Musa Raja Razak, who released these shocking facts, also made it known that the police would throw the book at the bus operators and owners. "
This is a bit ridiculous, whats the point of giving out summon when the authority doesn't want to follow-up. 19 summonses since 1991, and still able to operate until now 2007. I really interested to know what would the police be answering when asked about the 19 summonses since 1991. The question is, what's the police is doing since 1991?

I dunno what they're doing most of the time since 1991, but I do know what they're doing recently, relaxing on Ogawa massager~! Hey it's true, it was when I went to Puchong police station with Andrew and saw the police were using the Ogawa chair massager and there was 4 of those massager in the police station. No wonder crime rate also increased. They didn't carry heavy stuff everyday like the workers at construction yard, no need to stand for 8 hours per day like those promoters in shopping complex, no need to drive the car 8 hours per day like those taxi drivers, and no need to work like cow, like me.

Smart Ass Answer

Alright, here's the answer to the Smart Ass Question.

The teacher answered with a blushed face "I think It would be the one licking and sucking the ice cream." and the kid said, "Teacher, wrong la, of course it's the one with the wedding ring ma, but I like the way you think."

Activities

Due to my slow response, Mrs Roach suet sounded me by calling me "Ah Pek". Ya la, now I admit I'm ah pek coz I'm very busy at work. Unlike the days when I'm working at FMG, where assignment's deadline are literally quite flexible. But now, I feels like I'm facing the hangman noose when an assignment was handed over to me. In order to release myself from the hangman noose,is by getting the assignment done within the time frame 'bestowed' to me by the Team Lead or else.

So below are some of the pictures I took past 2 weeks.

I took this picture today when I'm on my way to work using NPE.
"PROUD AND LUCKY TO BE MALAYSIAN". Very patriotic.


Oh gawd, she looks so innocent and lovely. Kawaii~~~!!

Up close and personal.

*drooling*

She's so beautiful.

hhhmmm, she seems like thinking of something, probably thinking bout me.


Shocking and proud to be Malaysian coz ppl not just double parking outside, in Menara Telekom car park as well. The Alfa Romeo just 'selamba' park beside the Gen 2, and it's exactly parking at the middle of the path. I enquire some details from my colleagues, they too was shock but it is common for the staff here.


This is where I 'lepak' and smoke. A sky garden on 25th floor.


This picture was taken when I went to the Michael Learns To Rock concert in Arena Of Starz.


If you can read the underlined blue phrase, it stated "BACK UP UNIT for Toilet Paper". It's for the employee to use when the toilet paper finished because ppl wipe their ass, Shin Chan style. Quite common problem at FMG last time, it might be useful for FMG eh? coz girl's toilet always out of toilet paper. keke