Friday, June 29, 2007

New Attractions



Oh gosh, I'm getting better in doing it. Hahahahah~~
Stay tune...I'm gonna put a model inside my car. kekeke

Thursday, June 28, 2007

Paint Trick

No photoshop or Illustrator had been used in the pictures shown below.
Yummy~~ I like editing work, perhaps I dipped my head into the wrong field?
I really dunno what I'm able to do with Photoshop or Illustrator when by using Paint only those pics look almost flawless. Non of the model's position are altered, just the magazine.



Wednesday, June 27, 2007

Car Of The Month (Revised)


Here's another cover and few of my friends actually believe this is real. heheheh
I'm having quite some fun here....hehehhe

Tuesday, June 26, 2007

Car Of The Month





My car is featured in the coming month Hypertune mag, this is unbelievable~!!



Scroll down for preview of the 'photoshots' taken place for this cover~!!

.

.

.

.

.

.

.

.

.

.

.

.



A picture of the model was 'borrowed' from the internet.




The picture was crop, edited and trim till we can't see the GTR and everything else except the model. Yummy~~ It's a lot of hard work you know.




A picture of my car before being edited.


Background was blackened till you can see the car only.



Then the picture of the model and the car are joined together.


Then I 'borrowed' a famous magazine cover from the internet.


After much cropping, editing and trimming to fit in everything, it's almost ready.


Finally I add in some words and titles. Taadaaaa~~~!!!!


All this is done using standard Windows tool called Paint. It's good to know that such simple to use tool can create such effects. It took me 3 hours to finish it. Cheers...

Friday, June 22, 2007

Expensive hobbies

Most girls doesn't like their other half have such hobby, coz they find it much waste of money and effort it it. It's a liability to girls, and it'll depreciate from time to time and so forth. This is a major no no to most girls. At first they'll say it's ok la, minor minor touch up is enough, after 6 months, "Another modification and you'll be become bachelor", no la, just joking, but they'll keep nagging or either hate you or unhappy about it.

What girls saw was just the modification itself, but behind it, there's whole lot of satisfaction. Actually, most girls and guys has the same hobby, just different affection. Guys are more towards gadgets and cars, whereby girls like shopping and stuff. There, we have something in common, same passion, right?


Girls couldn't feel the satisfaction nor the passion that most of us car enthusiast has. Ok, it's the same as a girl just got hold of a dress that she likes it very much and to us it's odd looking sometime. That's how a guy felt when girls ask them "This dress nice?", we'll just have to reply with an acceptable answer "Well, yea, it looks fine, yea, err.. serious *bitting nails*.". Why some guys would do such thing? Coz the answer is simple, if as a girlfriend, doesn't even care to take some time to get to know your boy boy's hobby, then you'll have to expect better-dun-ask answer from them, no appreciation.



Well, car is a liability indeed, but shoes, dozens of it, clothing, two cupboards full of it, makes no difference, also liability. Trust us, guys know how it feels when you adorn yourself with the dress you like most and how it feels like when you're being eyed by passer-by. Hey, there's another thing in common, Satisfaction, we feel proud too when passer-by look on what kind of monster we unleash unto the roads, with envy. Girls will say "Why we like dressing up nicely? It's all for the guys also", yea well, and mostly are for themselves. For us, our reason is the same also, we mod it till so nice, it's all for the girls also, and for ourselves too. :)



There's few times when I'm pumping petrol, the worker at the cashier praised on the looks of my car, there's once a patron came over just to take a good look at it and also i've been chased down by a car, stopped beside me at the traffic light, and said "Cun la bro, your car!". This is what I call SATISFACTION. I wonder when a girl walks to any shop, the cashier will tell them that their dress is very nice or not? heheheh...liability with no appreciation.

Unfortunate Affair

A woman was having an affair while her husband was at work. One day she was in bed with her boyfriend when, to her horror, she heard her husband's car pull into the driveway.
"Oh My God - Hurry! Grab your clothes," she yelled to her lover. "And jump out the window. My husband's home early!". "I can't jump out the window!" came the strangled reply from beneath the sheets. "It's raining out there!". "If my husband catches us in here, he'll kill us both!" she replied. "He's got a very quick temper and a very large gun! The rain is the least of your problems!".

So the boyfriend scoots out of bed, grabs his clothes and jumps out the window! !
As he began running down the street in the pouring rain, he quickly discovered he had run right into the middle of the town's annual marathon. He started running along beside the others about 300 of them. Being naked, with his clothes tucked under his arm, he tried to "blend in" as best he could. It wasn't that effective!



After a little while, a small group of runners, who had been studying him with some curiosity, jogged closer. "Do you always run in the nude?" one asked. "Oh yes" he replied, gasping in air. "It feels so wonderfully free having the air blow over all your skin while you're running."
Another runner moved alongside. "Do you always run carrying your clothes under your arm?"
"Oh, yes" our friend answered breathlessly. "That way I can get dressed right at the end of the run and get in my car to go home!". Then a third runner cast his eyes a little lower and queried.
"Do you always wear a condom when you run?". "Only if it's raining."

Cameron Trip Slides

Here's the slides of the Cameron Trip that I made using Windows Movie Maker. Windows Movie Maker is a standard tool in most Windows XP and able to allow user to create and edit videos and songs. Don't expect any expert tools inside coz it's meant for non-professional user and it's as easy as 1-2-3 to create a video and what's more, IT'S FREE! Have Fun...