Expensive Lesson

This morning i saw a red Mazda RX8 parked in the SEGI college parking lot, while enjoying the sight of this red beauty from my office window with my right hand holding ciggy, I notice that the owner left the passenger window wide open, and to top that, it's raining!, typical malaysia downpour.

20 mins later, I saw the lady owner walk to the car, opened the passenger door, trying to wind up the window without starting the car, I pat my own forehead, OH MY GAWD, where did she got the driving license, or does she know how to operate a vehicle? She didn't start the car, there's no power to the window, how to wind up the window?

Poor thing, the car falls into the hands of people that doesn't know the basic of operating a car and it is RX8!! Give me la, better...

Jokes

Man comes home, finds his wife with his friend in bed.
He shoots his friend to death.
Wife says "If you behave like this, you will lose ALL your friends".
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Small Boy wrote to Santa Claus," send me a brother"
Santa wrote back," SEND ME YOUR MOTHER"
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What is the definition of Mistress?
Someone between the Mister and the Mattress
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Three Feelings:
What's the difference between stress, tension and panic?
Stress is when wife is pregnant,
Tension is when girlfriend is pregnant, and
Panic is when both are pregnant.
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Teacher: u know the importance of period?
Kid: Ya, once my sister said she has missed one, my mom fainted,
dad got a heart attack & our driver ran away.
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Why did they stop printing Pamela Anderson stamps in the U.S?
B'coz people started licking the wrong side.
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Two men met while both were looking for their lost wives.
1st: What yrs look like?
2nd: She is 5"7", 36-24-36, Fair, Black eyes. Wat abt yrs?
1st: Forget mine. Let's find yrs!!
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Son asks difference between confidence and confidential
Dad says, you are my son, that's confidence. yr friend is also my son,
that's confidential!
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Mother to her teenage daughter: I think this is the right time we should
talk about sex.
Daughter (Excitedly) : Sure mom, ask me whatever you'd like to know.

I'm so confused

Dunno why today i have mixed feelings and I dunno what to do the whole day and I couldn't think of something I need to do. A lot of things had happened these few days, and I felt exhausted. I'm so down, I'm so lost.....

Why have you came back to my life when I decided to let go everything. I hope this time we will part for good as I don't want to recall something so painful and so damn long to forgot.

I'm HIRED~!!

Today after lunch, I was smoking at the office lobby, then I received a call from Accenture.


ACT: Hello, Derek. I'm calling from Accenture.

Me : Yea, speaking.

ACT: Hi Derek, uhh....I'm sorry...uhh (long pause)

*coz of the long pause, I was thinking, shit, I suck at the interview d, haihz, need to find another job*

ACT: When can you start work? Can you start by next month on 8th?

*WOOHOO!!! I felt like wanted to jump up n down like a kid just got the best present on earth!*

ME : Yea sure, or can I start on 11th? Coz there's stuff I need to get it done and also handover documents need to be done before that, I might need some time in preparing those.

ACT: Oh Of course, yea, or why don't you start on the 16th then? We have orientation day on 16th itself, and you'll be going to project site on the 17th. Your new position would be Senior Analyst Programmer and the salary is XXXX.

*oh damn~!!! The salary is more than what I expected! @#%#&#

ME : Ok, Thanks. So I'll tender my resignation when I got the appointment letter from Accenture.

ACT: Can also, we'll send you a confirmation letter through email, and you must revert back to us, then only we'll send you the appointment letter.

ME : Alrighty!

ACT: Congratz on your successful interview and we'll see you soon.

ME : Thanks! Bye.


After I put down the phone, i ponder for a while, I'm gonna miss my colleagues here and also the working environment at my current workplace. It's a lot different compared to the new workplace. No more friday casual theme, no more lunch get-together. Life still has to move on.

2nd Interview

So here goes the 2nd interview at Accenture, bla bla bla. This time, the interviewer is a nice lady and I have to answer "Please describe yourself?" question once again, even though the previous interviewer already asked. Basically I was back to square one and have to go through the interview once again, with different ppl this time and more comfortable meeting room. Feels like I'm a VIP meeting up with some big shot. LOL

The meeting room is situated in the middle of the company's pantry with blurry glass wall and their pantry looks damn good, similar to cafe style, with unlimited top-up of coffee and tea.

I think I suck this time, dunno why and dunno how to explain. Just the feelings that I might suck this time. It's not that I'm unable to answer her questions, just that probably i talk too much. I also dunno what I'm talking about right now. I'm glad this is over, now the only thing is just wait for the reply. The interviewer said she'll let me know by early next week, whether I suck big time or I'll be joining them for one-hell-of-a ride.

Gay taking over ze world~!!

When I was reading the Sunday Star newspaper yesterday, I came over one funny and misleading topic. I was shocked coz the topic stated 'Gay ready to take over', and it was at the sports segments. Below the big big misleading topic was written, 'Tyson keen to be next US sprint champion'. My first thought was, this Tyson fella is going to be the next US champ and he's GAY.

Further reading clarifies everything, that fella's name was Tyson Gay. Phew~~

If this fella introduce himself like the way james bond intro himself, then it would be like,

" Hi, I'm Gay, Tyson Gay".

I wonder if you know how to be a Mat Motor

Here's a music video of the famous JJ & Rudy 'We're not so furios' song and I don't think this MV is created by JJ & Rudy themself. It's a compilation of multiple video of Mat Rempit doing 'wheely', chased by police and fall into the rice paddy (Andrew, this is the one Andy shown us, damn funny~!).