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Lurve my katz!!

2007-12-18T17:54:00.000+08:00

I thought only my dogs are happy lots coz they got their own aircond, but no, my cats are way ahead of the dogs now. Although the cats got no personal aircond, my mum transform our existing dining table into one-stop fast food corner for them with bottomless cat food, gosh. So now i'll have to look for other alternatives to put my dinner, damn. That's not it, the toilet beside the dining room become their personal toilet and it changed the way they relieve themself, by sitting down at the drainage hole. I mean they really piss by sitting down, I haven't seen such weird animal before.

I was shocked when my mum told me for the first time, and i too see it with my own eyeballs. They don't piss and poo everywhere, just inside the toilet, even though no one taught them where to relieve themself. One of the cat dislike ppl grinning like an idiot infront of her, she'll happily give you a tight slap. Been there, done that, a few scratches as a lesson on the cheek. My mum also happily declare one of the 3 seater sofa as their rest area, there goes my weekend nap spot. No matter what, they won't budge even though you force yourself to sleep there, they'll sleep 'on' you.

Cats - 3, Dogs - 1

BASF Ad

2007-10-30T11:02:00.000+08:00

Misinterpretation of The Riddle song

2007-09-30T14:49:00.000+08:00

This is a hilarious re-worked MV of a famous song. Probably sounds familiar to you and I bet veteran clubbers sure heard this before. Watch this MV 1st before proceed to see the actual lyrics. The problem is everyone heard the singer sing "There's a G by the river", but actually it's not, listen carefully... :)

The Riddle lyrics
I got two strong arms
Blessings of Babylon
With time to carry on and try
For sins and false alarms
So to America the brave
Wise men save
Near a tree by a river
There's a hole in the ground
Where an old man of Aran
Goes around and around
And his mind is a beacon
In the veil of the night
For a strange kind of fashion
There's a wrong and a right
Near a tree by a river
There's a hole in the ground
Where an old man of Aran
Goes around and around
And his mind is a beacon
In the veil of the night
For a strange kind of fashion
There's a wrong and a right
But he'll never
Never fight over you
Near a tree by a river
There's a hole in the ground
Where an old man of Aran
Goes around and around
And his mind is a beacon
In the veil of the night
For a strange kind of fashion
There's a wrong and a right
Near a tree by a river
There's a hole in the ground
Where an old man of Aran
Goes around and around
And his mind is a beacon
In the veil of the night
For a strange kind of fashion
There's a wrong and a right
But he'll never
Never fight over you
I got plans for us
Nights in the scullery
And days instead of me
I only know what to discuss
Of for anything but light
Wise men fighting over you
It's not me you see
Pieces of valentine
With just a song of mine
To keep from burning history
Seasons of gasoline and gold
Wise men fold
Near a tree by a river
There's a hole in the ground
Where an old man of Aran
Goes around and around
And his mind is a beacon
In the veil of the night
For a strange kind of fashion
There's a wrong and a right
But he'll never
Never fight over you
I got time to killSly looks in corridors
Without a plan of yours
A blackbird sings on bluebird hill
Thanks to the calling of the wild
Wise men's child

This is so wrong

2007-09-26T15:18:00.000+08:00

Earthquake 2nd Wave

2007-09-13T10:08:00.000+08:00

This morning when I pass by the main entrance of Menara Telekom, I notice there was a lot of people standing outside and my first thought was it is just another fire drill practice. After I parked my car at the parking lot just outside the building, my friend called me and I walked towards them (obviously I was a bit late today). Then, like any typical Malaysians, I asked the bonus question "Hey, what's going on?", out of curiousity, "kepoh".

My colleague told me it was an earthquake and I jokingly reply "Probably it's that Indian fella sitting infront of me previously shaking his leg la". Seriously, last time there was an Indian colleague shoke his leg and because 3 tables including mine and his was joined together, we felted the "quake".

Samsung F500 Review

2007-09-13T09:40:00.000+08:00

Here's a first hand view to a new Samsung model F500, my trusted source told me it's currently not in the market yet or probably it'll not going to be sold in Malaysia.

At first glance of this phone, it captivates me. This phone has 2 screen, front and back, and one of it can be navigate by using finger, it's a touch screen. It also has an Internal memory of 350MB and External Memory are using MicroSD.

For more info: http://www.gsmarena.com/samsung_f500-1806.php

* Take note: This picture below is showing my friend's hand doing peace sign, not the @#$@#$ sign, but I manage to capture half the peace sign only.

Check all your belonging

2007-09-11T09:25:00.000+08:00

This is the sign I found inside the toilet.

Yeap, my nutz still with me.

2007-09-10T09:29:00.000+08:00

Weird things had happened around me, for example, one of my cat taking a catnap in an unusual style, the other cat gave me a tight slap in the face if i laugh infront of her while she's in my arm and gave me the look like im an idiot or weirdo, one of my dog snores loudly during her slumber and the other one will make weird barking sound in her sleep.

And i've started drinking BOH tea instead of Nescafe or coffee.

Putra Collective Merdeka Ipoh Trip

2007-09-03T17:36:00.000+08:00

Suet - Why you didn't participate in that taking off bra thingy? You're probably the winner of Swatch watch besides Mr.Andrew. Too bad Im that time I was getting some air outside, if not I would've taken off 3 bras on the way up the stage. Muahahah~~ JKJK

Btw, this trip is very nice and too bad also we didn't get to go anywhere the next day.

Mr. Andrew's concubine waving.

Bling Bling

Andy and his holiday concubine

Tapah Rest Area

A beautiful lake

This is our club President - Men in Black

"Pray for better luck this year"

3 FOC Umbrella-less Girls @ Mistress

Guess what?

2007-08-30T10:50:00.000+08:00

My farewell dinner at Chillis 1 Utama

2007-08-30T10:13:00.000+08:00

Mitsubishi Lancer 2.0 GT

2007-08-30T09:27:00.000+08:00

The new Mitsubishi Lancer 2.0 GT is a CBU import from another ASEAN country. So, people would thought that this new addition to the Mitsubishi family will cost a bomb as well. The name itself made it sounds like it's very expensive, you know what i mean? "2.0 GT". But Mitsubishi surprised us with a lower price of RM 115,980 OTR (On The Road) with insurance.

The new Lancer is using a new engine called 4B11 Mivec engine with 155ps at 6,000 rpm. It also comes with paddle shifters instead of triptonic stick shift and there's no replacement parts for the gearbox incase there's a malfunction, you'll have to change the whole gearbox unit. 4B11 is using timing chain instead of timing belt and it'll last more than 90,000 km. The conventional timing belt will snap between 80,000 km - 90,000 km. There's one fella asked me this before, "Why there's no exact answer to when the timing belt will snap?". Ok, this is because some people thought the timing belt will function only when the car is moving, actually when your car idling, the timing belt is moving still.

So here's the new Mitsubishi EVO X.

And this is the concept car initially. Notice the differences? I still thinks the concept car is the best looking.

A brief explanation about the new 4B11 Mivec engine. Very technical.

Clown Of The Day

2007-08-20T13:26:00.000+08:00

London circus is in town, so in conjunction with this happening and joyous event, i volunteered to become the Clown Of The Day, thanks to Irene.

Monash Motorshow 2007

2007-08-20T13:03:00.000+08:00

Thanks to Mave and the other members for inviting me to participate in this event, although my car was ugly compared to theirs. Thanks to Irene also in taking these pics and staying with me the whole night. And also thanks to Mr. Andrew aka The Devil Alwiz Accident for FFK me that night.

Sudah la Andrew, ada gf lupa kawan yek? kekekkeke~~!

Gory title:- Land 'tertumpah' darahkuku / MengChee style

2007-08-16T09:30:00.000+08:00

10 people you love. (excluding family members)
1. Irene Kok
2. Andy 'Kara-Teh' Kim Huat & Concubine
3. Andrew 'The Devil alwiz Accident' Teh
4. Jacey 'Cinderella Car'
5. Raymond 'Japan Mali' Chu
6. Nicholas 'Rev-Hard'
7. Thum 'DOTA-King' Yip Hon
8. Adrian 'Alwiz at home' low & Mistress
9. Jin Bee 'God-like' Ng
10. My neighbours

10 things you want to do before you die.
1. Own a Misubishi Evolution X
2. Run down a police block with Mitsubishi Evolution X
3. Stop Mitsubishi Evolution X inside the police station infront of the entrance and
showing them international sign, because they put a lot of block at Port Dickson.
4. Sky Diving using Mitsubishi Evolution X with me in it and shout 'Halleluyah~!!!'
5. Fetch an old man by the road side using Mitsubishi Evolution X, saying that I'm gonna fetch
him back home, trying to be nice and actually take him for one-hell-of a ride, 240 km/h.
6. Kidnap a 10 year old kid, and force him/her to sit in the Mitsubishi Evolution X driver seat
, and put a brick on the throttle pedal. "Forest Gump couldn't run, now he can drive".
7. Drive a Mitsubishi Evolution X and head straight into a petrol station and jump out of the car
50 metres before it crash. Walk away while it burn like slo-mo frame rate in XXX 2, where
new XXX crashes the boat on te police car and explode, then walk away with style.
8. Drift through Petaling Street with Mitsubishi Evolution X during peak season.
9. Take Irene on a trip to Mars and have candle light dinner.
10. Get Steven Spielberg to do a movie about my pathetic life like 'The Terminal'.

10 things you cannot live without.
1. Air
2. Food
3. Car
4. House
5. Money
6. Aeroplane
7. Ship
8. Astro
9. Lif
10. Lights

10 things you Love about your country.
1. Multi Ethnic
2. Coz got you and me
3. Pirated VCD heaven
4. You still can drive with 19 summons since 1991
5. Police station got Ogawa Massager for the staff
6. KTM's train 10 minuts late
7. Mat Rempit doing monkey show
8. Got durian
9. Non-Bumi gets no good deal
10. Two-face goverment

10 bad habits.
1. Shit often (well, there's a saying "shit happens")
2. Pee often (Well, I spend almost an hour everyday facing the wall, what a waste)
3. Eat often (Shit happens, 2 - 3 hours wasted daily)
4. Work often (Damn, more than 40 hours per week! That's bad, shit)
5. Driving often (Oh gosh, another 1 - 2 hours per day wasted, at least~! shit)
6. Waiting for Salary (No eye see, around 160 hours wasted just waiting for salary, SHIT)
7. Snoring during sleeping (Wish i can compensate that into words, more meaningful)
8. Blur Blur (Dun ask!)
9. Become lazy at home (who doesn't? hehe)
10. Bottomless Nescafe (My favorite!)

10 attitudes that turns you off.
1. Spoiled rich rugrats (Suet, I agree~!!)
2. When you tries to get the waiter attention with your hands up and they pretend didn't see
even though they pass infront of you and you know only a blind couldn't see that.
3. After mabuk then become emo kao kao like kena rasuk.
4. Some people driving like they own the road, like at the middle between two lanes.
5. People that drive very slow at fast lane.
6. Auntie that makes a left/right turn below 10 km/h.
7. People who put signal but didn't turn when you're waiting at the T junction. @#$@^
8. People who double park, without even care whether the other car can pass through or not.
9. Watching a police vehicle pass through the toll without the need to PAY~!
10. When i call out to my cat and she didn't miau back. Damn kao cocky.

10 words to describe yourself. (5 good and 5 bad)
1. soft-hearted
2. nice
3. agressive
4. tolerance
5. forgiving
6. Shy
7. Quiet
8. low self-esteem
9. un-organize
10. blur

10 favourite bands.
1. Deep Purple
2. Metalica
3. U2
4. The Beatles
5. ColdPlay
6. GreenDay
7. Red hot Chilli Peppers
8. Pearl Jam
9. Blur
10. Aerosmith

10 most prized possessions.
1. My car (My most expensive asset)
2. Posters signed by Keiichi (Drift King), a pic taken with him and a handshake.
3. Irene
4. My Cats and dogs
5. Tortoise that I caught from Sungai Klang
6. My favorite pillow (Yuck~!!)
7. My bed, my place of Zen
8. My Wallet (Irene choose it and it's a gift)
9. My phone
10. My underwear (cannot live without it)

10 people to tag.
1. Kim Huat
2. Teh Kim Huat
3. KH Teh
4. Jacey
5. PuppyYee
6. Adelene
7. Someone out there
8. The one probably looking at this line.
9. I knew you are the one.
10. OH Come on~!!

Scammer

2007-08-14T16:03:00.000+08:00

There's a new scam on the loose.

Beware of the sites www.difenni.com.cn.

You will be trick to believe that you won a lucky draw from this company and will be rewarded in HK dollar or Ringgit. They'll show you this website and give you a valid bank account and said it is open for you only.

Bus Of Death

2007-08-14T10:25:00.000+08:00

This tragic accident happened on Monday 13 August 2007 in the wee hours on North-South Expressway at Taiping. According to the related article from www.thestar.com.my, the driver had 13 summonses, some still outstanding, 2 warrants of arrest against him and the bus had been slapped with 19 summonses since 1991 and did not have permit to ply the route. The Commercial Vehicle Licensing Board has ordered the bus company to ceased it's operations immmediately. The bus driver was among the 19 people died, he had 2 wives, congratz.

"Larut Matang OCPD Asst Comm Raja Musa Raja Razak, who released these shocking facts, also made it known that the police would throw the book at the bus operators and owners. "
This is a bit ridiculous, whats the point of giving out summon when the authority doesn't want to follow-up. 19 summonses since 1991, and still able to operate until now 2007. I really interested to know what would the police be answering when asked about the 19 summonses since 1991. The question is, what's the police is doing since 1991?

I dunno what they're doing most of the time since 1991, but I do know what they're doing recently, relaxing on Ogawa massager~! Hey it's true, it was when I went to Puchong police station with Andrew and saw the police were using the Ogawa chair massager and there was 4 of those massager in the police station. No wonder crime rate also increased. They didn't carry heavy stuff everyday like the workers at construction yard, no need to stand for 8 hours per day like those promoters in shopping complex, no need to drive the car 8 hours per day like those taxi drivers, and no need to work like cow, like me.

Smart Ass Answer

2007-08-03T08:36:00.000+08:00

Alright, here's the answer to the Smart Ass Question.

The teacher answered with a blushed face "I think It would be the one licking and sucking the ice cream." and the kid said, "Teacher, wrong la, of course it's the one with the wedding ring ma, but I like the way you think."

Activities

2007-08-01T15:35:00.000+08:00

Due to my slow response, Mrs Roach suet sounded me by calling me "Ah Pek". Ya la, now I admit I'm ah pek coz I'm very busy at work. Unlike the days when I'm working at FMG, where assignment's deadline are literally quite flexible. But now, I feels like I'm facing the hangman noose when an assignment was handed over to me. In order to release myself from the hangman noose,is by getting the assignment done within the time frame 'bestowed' to me by the Team Lead or else.

So below are some of the pictures I took past 2 weeks.

I took this picture today when I'm on my way to work using NPE.
"PROUD AND LUCKY TO BE MALAYSIAN". Very patriotic.

Oh gawd, she looks so innocent and lovely. Kawaii~~~!!

Up close and personal.

*drooling*

She's so beautiful.

hhhmmm, she seems like thinking of something, probably thinking bout me.

Shocking and proud to be Malaysian coz ppl not just double parking outside, in Menara Telekom car park as well. The Alfa Romeo just 'selamba' park beside the Gen 2, and it's exactly parking at the middle of the path. I enquire some details from my colleagues, they too was shock but it is common for the staff here.

This is where I 'lepak' and smoke. A sky garden on 25th floor.

This picture was taken when I went to the Michael Learns To Rock concert in Arena Of Starz.

If you can read the underlined blue phrase, it stated "BACK UP UNIT for Toilet Paper". It's for the employee to use when the toilet paper finished because ppl wipe their ass, Shin Chan style. Quite common problem at FMG last time, it might be useful for FMG eh? coz girl's toilet always out of toilet paper. keke

Smart Ass Question

2007-07-31T14:07:00.000+08:00

A young kid asked his teacher a question when his teacher bought him an ice-cream drumstick. The kid asked "Teacher, there's 3 women eating ice-cream. The 1st women's eating style is eat the whole thing in 1 gulp. The 2nd women prefer to bite bit by bit and the 3rd women lick around it and then slowly suck from the top with soft moaning sound. Only 1 of them are married, which one is it?"

So guys and girls, which 1 is it are married?

Accenture DOTA tournament

2007-07-25T08:45:00.001+08:00

Sweeet, Accenture got DOTA tournament, and the latest tournament are between Malaysia and Singapore. Not just DOTA club is available, the other club i knew was Scuba Diving club, NICE, I can go look for mermaid now. :)

BASF - My first project site

2007-07-19T09:46:00.000+08:00

The first day at Accenture is nerve wrecking for me, Orientation day. I think it's because of how the people present themselves and the way they talk and work. I got no idea at all what is the Orientation day about, not totally no idea but dunno what they're going to talk about.

What I thought most is something like Oganisation history and the Hierarchy and some business processes. Yea, the first few sessions was just that, but later I learned that we need to attend training and some training are compulsory even though that means you're going to attend it at some other countries.

The first 4 most important training was to learn the Core Values, understanding data privacy law, avoiding insider trading and personal responsibility. All these training actually really groom a person on how to prepare for the worst and work professionally. Accenture are known to have Best People and they actually had been awarded with Best People award.

One of the manager ask all the newbies what it means by Best People, what is the definitions. I answered "Best in their work" and some answered, hard working, fast learner, and such. The manager said NO, that's not what Best People means, we look at each other, puzzled. He said all the traits like Hard-working, fast-learner, clever, doesn't exist in his dictionary, Best People is those with "Can Do" attitude. He said everyone will tell you they are hard-working and fast learner and such, but "Can Do" attitude that will makes you excel in any fields.

That reminds me of something like "Yes mum!", housemaid, kuli, macah. Yea, work like a cow and eat like a cow now.

Since 17 July, i'm at the project site at BASF Menara Telekom, until now still got nothing much to do besides attending those compulsory training, and those trainings has DEADLINE. They are very serious about deadline and deliverables. Basically, they are dead serious about everything they do.

The previous company i worked for, FMG, is HEAVEN, but Accenture and it's client is not too bad at all. There's something I like about it also, such as BOTTOMLESS nescafe~! Bottomless is the new term I learned when my colleagues from FMG treated to me Chillis on my last day at FMG. Sweet~! Bottomless do sounds like no-butt.

True Friend Test results

2007-07-12T12:35:00.000+08:00

The True Friend Test really made me laugh. What a joke. I learned that true friends doesn't have to be honest. That's why a lot of gossip went of track. Below are some of the attempts.

1) Au YY

What the.....She decided not to choose Pure White or Super White coz probably she thinks my car is much more than Pure White or Super White, it is Super Pure White = Dam Kao White~!

She probably thinks I got high expectation, everything also highly concentrated, Nescafe Kao Ice, ladies and gentlemen. I can be sure she'll choose Nescafe Damn Kao Ice if there's one.

2) Suet

Suet knew there's no "Dam Kao White" color, clever girl~! And so she choosed "Chao ci Bai" for the answer. Good guess~!!!! hehe

I think she purposely put this coz i put her name as one of the possible answer for the question "What's my dog's name?" or need me to show my big gun?

3) Cheng Li

This one also another clever girl~!! yeah~! To all Super White~! Cheers~! heheh

4) HoongYi

Oppss...He didn't do it purposely, he really dunno the name, he only knew that my dog is female. And so between all the answers, i really dunno why he choosed "Irene", Why not Suet or Jacey? hehe.

He's one of the closest person to me every working day, celebrated my birthday, and I thought he knew my full name. He failed miserably.

Who's the one that understand me best?

2007-07-11T18:51:00.000+08:00

Create your own Friend Test here

SE K750i Optimus Prime Theme

2007-07-11T12:08:00.000+08:00

The other day I was browsing through a list of transformers theme from mobile9.com and I saw a very nice Transformers theme from author Eugene. I downloaded it and changed the wallpaper to the one I created showing a short clip from the Transformers trailer.

I've provided a link for whoever wish to download the theme file and apply it to the phone. As for my understanding so far, this theme is SE W800 compatible.

Download - Optimus Prime Animated Theme K750i

2007-07-10T16:58:00.000+08:00

There, attached below is a short animated gif I created from the Transformers trailer.
It's suitable to set it as your handphone wallpaper and it works fine. No no, it won't slow down the phone coz I had applied it to my handphone as wallpaper, it's a beauty.

How to download the pic?
Ok, right click on the pic, select Save Picture As and choose the location you want to save to, done.

How to transfer to your phone?
Consult your handphone manual guide!!

BEWARE:
Nokia brick look-a-like models is not supported and so do other brick look-a-like handphones. If the handphone performance is affected, please throw the brick phone away. Cheers.

Peter Cullen aka Optimus Prime

2007-07-09T14:49:00.000+08:00

Here's a view of the man behind the husky voiced Transformers Autobots leader Optimus Prime for the past 20 years and also the new movie. Poor fella, he needs to repeat the kickass line each time he attends an interview, "Autobots, transform and roll out!".

Here's a short clip of him signing autograph and saying the kickass line. :)

Transformers

2007-07-06T12:46:00.000+08:00

I've watched Transformers twice since the day it launched and this is one of the best looking movie ever. The looks of each robots is much better looking compared to the cartoon series, very detailed. It would be so cool to have a car that can tranform into a robot with high-tech weaponry.

Of all the Transformers, I prefer Barricade from Decepticons, it's the police car in the movie and the car it transform into is a badass Ford Mustang R281. It's motto was "To punish and enslave", wicked.

This is how bumblebee looks like in the cartoon series and it was supposed to be a Volkswagon Beetle instead of Camaro like the 1 in the movie. But the 1 in the movie of course looks a lot better than the 1 in the cartoon series, with proper robotic feet and no so dumb looking.

New Attractions

2007-06-29T15:39:00.000+08:00

Oh gosh, I'm getting better in doing it. Hahahahah~~
Stay tune...I'm gonna put a model inside my car. kekeke

Paint Trick

2007-06-28T12:00:00.000+08:00

No photoshop or Illustrator had been used in the pictures shown below.
Yummy~~ I like editing work, perhaps I dipped my head into the wrong field?
I really dunno what I'm able to do with Photoshop or Illustrator when by using Paint only those pics look almost flawless. Non of the model's position are altered, just the magazine.

Car Of The Month (Revised)

2007-06-27T09:57:00.000+08:00

Here's another cover and few of my friends actually believe this is real. heheheh
I'm having quite some fun here....hehehhe

Car Of The Month

2007-06-26T15:17:00.001+08:00

My car is featured in the coming month Hypertune mag, this is unbelievable~!!

Scroll down for preview of the 'photoshots' taken place for this cover~!!

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A picture of the model was 'borrowed' from the internet.

The picture was crop, edited and trim till we can't see the GTR and everything else except the model. Yummy~~ It's a lot of hard work you know.

A picture of my car before being edited.

Background was blackened till you can see the car only.

Then the picture of the model and the car are joined together.

Then I 'borrowed' a famous magazine cover from the internet.

After much cropping, editing and trimming to fit in everything, it's almost ready.

Finally I add in some words and titles. Taadaaaa~~~!!!!

All this is done using standard Windows tool called Paint. It's good to know that such simple to use tool can create such effects. It took me 3 hours to finish it. Cheers...

Expensive hobbies

2007-06-22T15:45:00.000+08:00

Most girls doesn't like their other half have such hobby, coz they find it much waste of money and effort it it. It's a liability to girls, and it'll depreciate from time to time and so forth. This is a major no no to most girls. At first they'll say it's ok la, minor minor touch up is enough, after 6 months, "Another modification and you'll be become bachelor", no la, just joking, but they'll keep nagging or either hate you or unhappy about it.

What girls saw was just the modification itself, but behind it, there's whole lot of satisfaction. Actually, most girls and guys has the same hobby, just different affection. Guys are more towards gadgets and cars, whereby girls like shopping and stuff. There, we have something in common, same passion, right?

Girls couldn't feel the satisfaction nor the passion that most of us car enthusiast has. Ok, it's the same as a girl just got hold of a dress that she likes it very much and to us it's odd looking sometime. That's how a guy felt when girls ask them "This dress nice?", we'll just have to reply with an acceptable answer "Well, yea, it looks fine, yea, err.. serious *bitting nails*.". Why some guys would do such thing? Coz the answer is simple, if as a girlfriend, doesn't even care to take some time to get to know your boy boy's hobby, then you'll have to expect better-dun-ask answer from them, no appreciation.

Well, car is a liability indeed, but shoes, dozens of it, clothing, two cupboards full of it, makes no difference, also liability. Trust us, guys know how it feels when you adorn yourself with the dress you like most and how it feels like when you're being eyed by passer-by. Hey, there's another thing in common, Satisfaction, we feel proud too when passer-by look on what kind of monster we unleash unto the roads, with envy. Girls will say "Why we like dressing up nicely? It's all for the guys also", yea well, and mostly are for themselves. For us, our reason is the same also, we mod it till so nice, it's all for the girls also, and for ourselves too. :)

There's few times when I'm pumping petrol, the worker at the cashier praised on the looks of my car, there's once a patron came over just to take a good look at it and also i've been chased down by a car, stopped beside me at the traffic light, and said "Cun la bro, your car!". This is what I call SATISFACTION. I wonder when a girl walks to any shop, the cashier will tell them that their dress is very nice or not? heheheh...liability with no appreciation.

Unfortunate Affair

2007-06-22T12:44:00.000+08:00

A woman was having an affair while her husband was at work. One day she was in bed with her boyfriend when, to her horror, she heard her husband's car pull into the driveway.
"Oh My God - Hurry! Grab your clothes," she yelled to her lover. "And jump out the window. My husband's home early!". "I can't jump out the window!" came the strangled reply from beneath the sheets. "It's raining out there!". "If my husband catches us in here, he'll kill us both!" she replied. "He's got a very quick temper and a very large gun! The rain is the least of your problems!".

So the boyfriend scoots out of bed, grabs his clothes and jumps out the window! !
As he began running down the street in the pouring rain, he quickly discovered he had run right into the middle of the town's annual marathon. He started running along beside the others about 300 of them. Being naked, with his clothes tucked under his arm, he tried to "blend in" as best he could. It wasn't that effective!

After a little while, a small group of runners, who had been studying him with some curiosity, jogged closer. "Do you always run in the nude?" one asked. "Oh yes" he replied, gasping in air. "It feels so wonderfully free having the air blow over all your skin while you're running."
Another runner moved alongside. "Do you always run carrying your clothes under your arm?"
"Oh, yes" our friend answered breathlessly. "That way I can get dressed right at the end of the run and get in my car to go home!". Then a third runner cast his eyes a little lower and queried.
"Do you always wear a condom when you run?". "Only if it's raining."

Cameron Trip Slides

2007-06-22T10:34:00.000+08:00

Here's the slides of the Cameron Trip that I made using Windows Movie Maker. Windows Movie Maker is a standard tool in most Windows XP and able to allow user to create and edit videos and songs. Don't expect any expert tools inside coz it's meant for non-professional user and it's as easy as 1-2-3 to create a video and what's more, IT'S FREE! Have Fun...

Most viewed videos

2007-06-21T14:45:00.000+08:00

Today I check on my YouTube account and found out that some of the videos had been viewed hundred of times. This amazed me since those videos only can be view from my previous blog and those who frequent my previous blog are not more than 10 people. So here's the Top 3 most viewed videos compared to the remaining 10 videos that has low views rating.

Title : Drinking Session Trip 1
Added : 3 months ago
Views : 278

This videos has a whooping 278 views since the day it was uploaded and seriously I didn't thought so many people would view this video coz I only posted it on my previous blog. This is also the first video edited by me, myself and I. Impressive isn't it? LOL
If there's only average 10 people frequent my previous blog, means each person viewed this video 27 times for the 3 month duration. Even me, myself and I viewed this video not more than 4 times since I uploaded it, but this video has an interesting opening, STAR WARS style...my favorite....muahahah Lets give a big clap to those participate in the making of this video.

Title : GSR Drag Battle
Added : 3 months ago
Views : 273

This video too has a high number of views and only short of 5 views compared to the video that grab the 1st position. The views does make sense coz I posted it in a few car forums beside my previous blog and this is also a video edited by me, myself and I. muahahahah

Title : R3 Shootout (Drift King Keiichi Drifting with Waja)
Added : 3 months ago
Views : 177

The 3rd goes to this video, taken and edited by my friend from an event held at Bukit Jalil.

After work activities

2007-06-20T17:54:00.000+08:00

Lately, FMG sponsored a ping pong table and equipments for staffs to utilize it after work. So without any shame or worries that we'll be sack next month, we utilized the facility provided. But I sprained my thigh yesterday, coz didn't do proper warm up and we're still wearing our work clothes.

Because our office located on 3rd floor, and the only place big enough to fit the ping pong table is in front of the lifts. So if ppl wanted to use the lift, they'll have to protect themselves with whatever item big enough to deflect the ping pong, coz the way we played are quite rough, smash all the way.

Probably due to stress, those who played will use the ping pong to release the wrath upon each other. Muahah~ Wicked~

Beauty of MSN

2007-06-20T09:52:00.000+08:00

Yesterday I tricked some of my fellow friends and also my colleagues using MSN. Alright, the funniest part is yet to come and what I did is, I copied my friend's nick and I took their avatar.

Ok, copying your friend's nick that part was easy, just nudge them, they'll reply and then highlight their nick and copy. There, you're one step away from being a conman. Haahahah~~

Now, the avatar part was easy also, just press Alt + Print Screen, then paste it at Paint (this is a standard tool found in most Windows XP). Then cut your friend's avatar, open another Paint, paste and then save it as JPG file. There you go, now you got your friend's avatar, and they'll be amazed when you put it as your avatar.
Ok, don't forget the font, just change your font so that it looks exactly like the one your friend was using.
There, as easy as 1-2-3. Now, go and have fun, and you'll laugh till you drop. *wink*

Some guys are hard to trick, they'll play along most of the time but girls are different, most of them will ask, "eh, how did you do that?", "omg, I'm talking to myself", and the funniest part is when I chat with ms s:uet yesterday, she assume her pc got problem, then proceed to restart her pc and told me that she'll be right back. She did restart her pc though and it was hilarious, I was laughing out loud in the office.

Below are some samples of my wicked act.

Putra Collective Trip Featured in Mag

2007-06-19T11:47:00.000+08:00

Putra club trip to Bagan Lalang on Sept 2006 was featured in EVO mag this month.
I didn't participate in this trip whereas everyone else joined the fun, coz I over slept that day!!!

Arrghh....

I remember the night before the trip I went to clubbing, if i'm not mistaken. kekeke...

The article wrote:-

"The weekend beachgoers at Bagan Lalang beach had their tranquil morning shaken up by over 23 rumbling Proton Putras. The [Putra Collective] "A Princely Alliance" made its annual pilgrimage to Bagan Lalang beach with a quick stopover at Malaysia's premier Formula 1 Circuit, Sepang International Circuit.

The day began early as members from throughout the Klang Valley made their way to the designated meet-up points. Travelling along the NKVE at the speed limit caused quite a stir amongst other Sunday drivers as the long convoy of Proton Putras was truly a sight to behold. A short photo stop was made at Sepang Circuit before the convoy made its way to Bagan Lalang for lunch and some R&R at the beach. The drive also served as a practice run for the club, as the [Putra Collective] will be organizing its annual getaway to Penang in early 2007.The [Putra Collective] "A Princely Alliance" was formed in January 2005, and its membership has grown tremendously since.

Serving as an avenue for like-minded enthusiasts, members get to enjoy the use of a private forum, meet and network, and participate in club activities which include BBQ's, workshop visits, TT sessions, Track days, trips, Sunday drives, exclusive discounts, and much more. If you're a proud owner of Proton's only sports coupe (some call it Proton's best made car), drop us an email at eyesone@hotmail.com or visit our public forum in www.zerotohundred.com."

Cameron Higland Trip 15062007

2007-06-18T14:01:00.000+08:00

I'm back to KL, back to my god-forsaken life. It's been a very delightful and fun holiday trip to Cameron with my fellow colleagues. I thought this whole trip would be very boring, but I was wrong.

We started our journey on Friday night 15/06/2007 right after work and stop by Tapah Rest area to get a quick bite.

Heard that the curry mee was very delicious.

I'm not buying motorcycle, for your information, that's a Modenas Ad right above the stall.

The Kesas exit we took is Simpang Pulai, instead of Tapah coz the condition of the road is better but there's no petrol station to be found after the Simpang Pulai exit till Cameron Highland.

We reach the Bangalow at around 1 am and it's not those modern bangalow we anticipated, it's those kampung bangalow with antique household items. LOL

This two fella is trying to figure out on how to operate the odd looking heater located at the kitchen the size of my house living room. The heater gave us a shock with weird sounds. LOL

Here's our bedroom, four of us shared the same room and the orchestra started right after we went to bed with each of us playing different instruments.

The next day, we found out that the fuel is damn low, and the only nearest petrol station is situated at Brinchang town, around 20km+ from the place we stayed. We prayed while we make an attempt to reach the petrol station with the fuel indicator blinking.

At last, we made it to the petrol station without any trouble, a close call indeed.

Next stop, Habu Boh Estate to take our breakfast. The view was magnificent, the air are fresh, and even the tuna sandwich i ate taste good, or it's just me. The road to the Habu Boh Estate was kinda dangerous, with only one lane enough for a car. So every turn we had to press the horn, it's either you or the incoming car will fell into the valley right beside us, if none had press the horn and warn the incoming car that there's a car making a turn.

We can choose different flavor of tea at the counter, and the average price for a mug of tea is around RM4 - RM6, not cheap though.

These two fellas trying to pose 'titanic' style at the top of the hill, all of us had a good laugh. LOL

Right after we left the tea plantation, bad weather struck, it rain. So, we stop at Tanah Rata to take our lunch at one of the restaurant.

Opposite of the restaurant we saw a group of grandpas' and grandmas' with a banner stating "Falun Dafa Is Good". I was told that this Falun Dafa is an illegal cult, a different path beside Buddhism, famous in Taiwan and was banned few times.

At night, we prepared steamboat for our dinner. Did I said we? It's we without me, I was sleeping in my room. LOL

Everyone took part in preparing the steamboat. Opps, it's everyone without me. LOL

After the warm and delicious dinner, we take a rest at the living room and preparing for the drinking session.

Oh gawd...I look stoned, even though I didn't drink much.

Trust me, me and my colleague here is still ok after a few cup of JD, Vodka and Tequila. LOL

My face looks like I'm very drunk?? No la, really, I'm fine at that time. hahaha

Oppss........

Here's a video of us playing games during drinking session.

After the drinking session, we took a short break at the car porch, chit chat and gossip. LOL

On the last day, we stop by Smokehouse Inn and took a few pictures. It is built in 1937, and it's one of the few older country houses in the surrounding Cameron Highland. It's pricey with around RM400 for a night. Our 10 mins stop? Priceless....

After that, we made a stop at Rose Valley.

After Rose Valley, we went to Bee farm and the bee farm's local inhabitants are quite hostile, with up to millions inhabiting the Bee farm. We were told to handle the free honey drinks given to us carefully, or else few thousands of those locals will go after you.

Those box-like are the home for the locals.

After the frightful experience at Bee farm, all of us was quite exhausted and had our lunch at one of the local restaurant before we descend from Cameron Highland.

Expensive Lesson

2007-06-15T10:44:00.000+08:00

This morning i saw a red Mazda RX8 parked in the SEGI college parking lot, while enjoying the sight of this red beauty from my office window with my right hand holding ciggy, I notice that the owner left the passenger window wide open, and to top that, it's raining!, typical malaysia downpour.

20 mins later, I saw the lady owner walk to the car, opened the passenger door, trying to wind up the window without starting the car, I pat my own forehead, OH MY GAWD, where did she got the driving license, or does she know how to operate a vehicle? She didn't start the car, there's no power to the window, how to wind up the window?

Poor thing, the car falls into the hands of people that doesn't know the basic of operating a car and it is RX8!! Give me la, better...

Jokes

2007-06-08T14:30:00.000+08:00

Man comes home, finds his wife with his friend in bed.
He shoots his friend to death.
Wife says "If you behave like this, you will lose ALL your friends".
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Small Boy wrote to Santa Claus," send me a brother"
Santa wrote back," SEND ME YOUR MOTHER"
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What is the definition of Mistress?
Someone between the Mister and the Mattress
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Three Feelings:
What's the difference between stress, tension and panic?
Stress is when wife is pregnant,
Tension is when girlfriend is pregnant, and
Panic is when both are pregnant.
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Teacher: u know the importance of period?
Kid: Ya, once my sister said she has missed one, my mom fainted,
dad got a heart attack & our driver ran away.
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Why did they stop printing Pamela Anderson stamps in the U.S?
B'coz people started licking the wrong side.
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Two men met while both were looking for their lost wives.
1st: What yrs look like?
2nd: She is 5"7", 36-24-36, Fair, Black eyes. Wat abt yrs?
1st: Forget mine. Let's find yrs!!
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Son asks difference between confidence and confidential
Dad says, you are my son, that's confidence. yr friend is also my son,
that's confidential!
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Mother to her teenage daughter: I think this is the right time we should
talk about sex.
Daughter (Excitedly) : Sure mom, ask me whatever you'd like to know.

I'm so confused

2007-06-07T18:30:00.000+08:00

Dunno why today i have mixed feelings and I dunno what to do the whole day and I couldn't think of something I need to do. A lot of things had happened these few days, and I felt exhausted. I'm so down, I'm so lost.....

Why have you came back to my life when I decided to let go everything. I hope this time we will part for good as I don't want to recall something so painful and so damn long to forgot.

I'm HIRED~!!

2007-06-06T15:03:00.000+08:00

Today after lunch, I was smoking at the office lobby, then I received a call from Accenture.

ACT: Hello, Derek. I'm calling from Accenture.

Me : Yea, speaking.

ACT: Hi Derek, uhh....I'm sorry...uhh (long pause)

*coz of the long pause, I was thinking, shit, I suck at the interview d, haihz, need to find another job*

ACT: When can you start work? Can you start by next month on 8th?

*WOOHOO!!! I felt like wanted to jump up n down like a kid just got the best present on earth!*

ME : Yea sure, or can I start on 11th? Coz there's stuff I need to get it done and also handover documents need to be done before that, I might need some time in preparing those.

ACT: Oh Of course, yea, or why don't you start on the 16th then? We have orientation day on 16th itself, and you'll be going to project site on the 17th. Your new position would be Senior Analyst Programmer and the salary is XXXX.

*oh damn~!!! The salary is more than what I expected! @#%#&#

ME : Ok, Thanks. So I'll tender my resignation when I got the appointment letter from Accenture.

ACT: Can also, we'll send you a confirmation letter through email, and you must revert back to us, then only we'll send you the appointment letter.

ME : Alrighty!

ACT: Congratz on your successful interview and we'll see you soon.

ME : Thanks! Bye.

After I put down the phone, i ponder for a while, I'm gonna miss my colleagues here and also the working environment at my current workplace. It's a lot different compared to the new workplace. No more friday casual theme, no more lunch get-together. Life still has to move on.

2nd Interview

2007-06-05T16:57:00.001+08:00

So here goes the 2nd interview at Accenture, bla bla bla. This time, the interviewer is a nice lady and I have to answer "Please describe yourself?" question once again, even though the previous interviewer already asked. Basically I was back to square one and have to go through the interview once again, with different ppl this time and more comfortable meeting room. Feels like I'm a VIP meeting up with some big shot. LOL

The meeting room is situated in the middle of the company's pantry with blurry glass wall and their pantry looks damn good, similar to cafe style, with unlimited top-up of coffee and tea.

I think I suck this time, dunno why and dunno how to explain. Just the feelings that I might suck this time. It's not that I'm unable to answer her questions, just that probably i talk too much. I also dunno what I'm talking about right now. I'm glad this is over, now the only thing is just wait for the reply. The interviewer said she'll let me know by early next week, whether I suck big time or I'll be joining them for one-hell-of-a ride.

Gay taking over ze world~!!

2007-06-04T09:16:00.000+08:00

When I was reading the Sunday Star newspaper yesterday, I came over one funny and misleading topic. I was shocked coz the topic stated 'Gay ready to take over', and it was at the sports segments. Below the big big misleading topic was written, 'Tyson keen to be next US sprint champion'. My first thought was, this Tyson fella is going to be the next US champ and he's GAY.

Further reading clarifies everything, that fella's name was Tyson Gay. Phew~~

If this fella introduce himself like the way james bond intro himself, then it would be like,

" Hi, I'm Gay, Tyson Gay".

I wonder if you know how to be a Mat Motor

2007-05-31T17:07:00.000+08:00

Here's a music video of the famous JJ & Rudy 'We're not so furios' song and I don't think this MV is created by JJ & Rudy themself. It's a compilation of multiple video of Mat Rempit doing 'wheely', chased by police and fall into the rice paddy (Andrew, this is the one Andy shown us, damn funny~!).

New start and new job

2007-05-30T11:13:00.000+08:00

Yesterday I went to an interview at Accenture consulting firm, located at Petronas Tower 2 lvl 66. The view from that height is magnificent, breathtaking and somewhat scary. This is my first interview from such big company that cover over 30 countries. So when i was at the lobby, I was so damn nervous and in under 10 minutes, i took 3 ciggy.

When i'm on my way up, I took the wrong lift. Damn
The sign on top the lift show 61 - 69, so without any doubt, I board the lift coz I need to go to level 66. When I'm inside the lift, I wanted to press level 66 but I couldn't find the button. One of the ppl inside the lift said this lift only goes to odd floors. Inside my heart I was cursing...%^&##$%^.

So finally I reached the entrance of the office, and head straight to the front counter. Then I was brought to 1 floor below, into the meeting room and the environment on that floor is so damn quiet. I mean you can hear yourself breathing only and it makes me more nervous coz I still need to wait 15 mins for the manager to come.

Luckly all went well during the interview session and the manager is very friendly. The manager told me that I need to travel a lot, probably throw me to Singapore to fish or Brunei to catch Orang Utan.

Today, I got calls from Accenture asking me to attend 2nd interview. So I hope this time it will went well again coz I'll be meeting the SENIOR MANAGER~!! Oh damn....

Interesting Tests~!!

2007-05-28T10:35:00.000+08:00

Your Deadly Sins

Greed: 100%

Lust: 100%

Pride: 100%

Sloth: 100%

Wrath: 100%

Gluttony: 80%

Envy: 40%

Chance You'll Go to Hell: 89%

You'll die in a castle, surrounded by servants.

How Sinful Are You?

Ohh damn i'm full of S&^% and i'm pure evillll, well, almost. Muahahahha~!!

You Are Rum

You're the life of the party, and a total flirt
You are also pretty picky about what you drink
Only the finest labels and best mixed cocktails will do
Except if you're dieting - then it's Diet Coke and Bicardi all the way

What Alcoholic Drink Are You?

How true is this?

Your Drag Queen Name Is:

Sissy Pantz

Drag Queen Name Generator

OMG~!!! Sissy Pantz~!!! This rocks...........NOT!!!

Your Birthdate: May 24

For you, love is a natural progression from friendship. You are almost always friends first.
In love, you are loyal, steady, and honest. You are not a cheater or even much of a flirt.
You are likely to stay friends with your ex... and open to rekindling something in the future.

Number of True Loves You'll Have: 4

Number of Times You'll Have Your Heart Broken: 1

You are most compatible with people born on the 6th, 15th, and 24th of the month.

What Does Your Birth Date Mean For Your Love Life?

Only heart broke once? yea, that makes sense, when i'm dead. More than once than you're not a human, more like those undead creeps crawling in Resident Evil. Wicked~!!

You Are a Chocolate Cake

Fun, comforting, and friendly.
You are a true classic, and while you're not super cutting edge, you're high quality.
People love your company - and have even been known to get addicted to you.

What Kind of Cake Are You?

HHhhmMmmm~~~~ Chocolate cake am i? So any girls wanna get a taste of me? With or without cream toppings is fine but leave out the cherry, i have those. YYuKKK~!!! Disgusting~!!

You Should Drive a Lamborghini

A true daredevil, you're always in search of a new rush. Clearly, you're a total speed demon... just don't get caught!

What Sports Car Should You Drive?

Driving a Lamborghini??? It's either dead or alive with the help of breather machine.

Your Pimp Name Is...

Uncle Tickler

What's Your Pimp Name?

This pimp name will makes me looks like Borat. -.-"

Your Seduction Style: The Dandy

You're a non-traditionalist, not limited by gender roles or expectations.

Your sexuality is more fluid than that - and you defy labels or categories.

It's hard to pin you down, and that's what's fascinating about you.

You have the psychology of both a male and a female, and you can relate to anyone.

What Is Your Seduction Style?

Star Wars Horoscope for Gemini

Like most Geminis, you are a playful little creature.
You tend to be extremely curious, craving knowledge but sometimes having a short attention span.
For the most part, you are charming and loveable.
But at times, you can seem scattered and high-strung.

Star wars character you are most like: Ewoks

What Is Your Star Wars Horoscope?

Oh gosh~!! I like Ewoks~!! They're cute hairy creatures...

UVNATION

2007-05-25T11:52:00.000+08:00

Yo, RAVE PARTY IS IN TOWN~! 9th June 2007 at 1U damansara. It's called UVNATION and it's featuring one of the best DJ with global famous hit "Satisfaction" that catapulted him to the world centre stage. Yea, It's DJ Benny Benassi and he's going to rock 1U till it crumble to the ground.....NOT!

Birthday bash at office

2007-05-25T10:35:00.000+08:00

24th May: I was given a surprise when my fellow colleagues bring in 2 pizzas' with candles on it.
Thanks a lot to those who'd given me a pleasant surprise in celebrating my birthday and thanks again for the birthday card. I think they choose pizza instead of cake is because these girls don't wanna get fat. LOL

Pic above: What a beautiful scene....

Pic above: Wan Meiling, Yuen yee, Ruby, Lan Lan, Yeen Fun, KC, Chang and Atie.

Pic above: Choon Liang, Howard, Hoong Yi and Freddie.

Me: "I wishhhhh.....to get a Evo 10!!"

nah, just joking... :)

Me: "*spitting*Ptui ptui....these fellas gonna heed my words later"

My birthday treat

2007-05-24T12:33:00.000+08:00

24th May: Irene gave me a surprise by becoming housewife-of-the-day. She went shopping for the ingredients and later cooked a wonderful dinner for me. I've been longing to eat home-made cookings since im 9 coz my mum working at night and her cooking was...err...well...not bad...but my dad's cooking is way better, coz he's a chef. LOL

This is one best meal i ever had~!!!

Welcome back~!

2007-05-24T12:26:00.000+08:00

Mr. Freddie is back at last~!!! My superior cum smoking buddy. LOL
He left FMG last year around August I think if im not mistaken.
So good to have him back, we can relieve some trouble to him now. LOL

Drinking Session on Friday 18th May 2007

2007-05-22T16:43:00.000+08:00

Another ad-hoc drinking session had been held on Friday night and this group is growing rapidly. Last time when we started, the drinking session has no more than 5 persons. But now it's almost up to 10 persons at one time. It's good to organize a get-together like this sometimes. So here's the veteran drunkard that night, Nicholas, Andrew, Raymond, Jacey, Irene. The new faces in our group was Emily, Lynette and of course a lousy drinker, ME.

Pics shown below is taken during a gang bang of unknown reason and I'm in the comfort of the sofa enjoying the show when suddenly it involves me and I got thrown to the floor with Andrew molesting my legs. What the heck man~!!

Here's some circus act captured on camera and I'm being Hamburger'ed by these 2 lost cousin from the wild.

p/s : Any guys who interested in any of the girls from the pics posted above, feel free to drop me an email and I'll be glad to arrange a meetup for you.

Terms & conditions: I will held no responsibility if you were being gang bang by the 2 lost cousins from the wild during the meetup.

It's friday again~!

2007-05-22T16:31:00.000+08:00

OMG~! Someone took a picture behind me when I'm chatting on the MSN Messenger.

Thundercats

2007-05-21T17:58:00.000+08:00

The 'thundercats' at home now is almost 3 months old and their curiosity is getting stronger. Previously both of them won't give a damn about the things around them, all they do is playing, stalking, chasing and bitting each other. But now, my socks are missing from the shoe case day by day and mostly it's somewhere around the house, be it under the sofa or at the kitchen.

Every morning when i wakes up and open the door, one of the 'thundercats' will greet me with 'miau miau'. I'm not sure whether she is greeting me or what, or probably she is cursing me, "Feed Me, you $%^$%&". Well, who knows but i'm glad that she's thinking of me.

There's one time, in the morning, after I'd brushed my teeth and done my stuff, i opened the closet and took out my work clothes. After I got changed and heading down to the living room, I saw something familiar on the floor. It was my underwear~!, at the middle of the living room and my mum asked me why i left the underwear on the floor.

Me : "Thanks to your 'thundercats', if not the underwear won't be there."

Mum : "Who knows, probably you drop it when you're trying to bring it to the washing machine. I don't think so the cat would want your stinking underwear!"

Me : "What the........It's not dirty, ma, It's inside the closet just now."

So now, whenever they come in to my room, I'll keep an eye on them and make sure they didn't leave my room with things in their mouth. So far, they'll bite my loafers if i put it too near to the water bottle (coz it's obstructing them), took my handphone (coz of the strap), bite my toe and bitten my tits before when I'm taking a nap on the sofa without clothes on (that time they were still very young, and who do they think i am, mama? -.-" ).

New Features

2007-05-21T17:52:00.000+08:00

Yea, well, since i got nothing to do and to add a wee bit of spice to my blog. I added a Daily Horoscope feed to the sidebar. Just select your astro sign, and click open to proceed. There, as easy as 1, 2 and 3.

Yea, although it's no big deal, but everytime, anyone who wish to drop by my blog, can check their daily horoscope prediction before leaving, to see how bad luck it is. LOL

Hantu Kambing~!!

2007-05-21T14:21:00.000+08:00

OMG, my friend sent me a video of a ghost. No, it's not in dead-decapitated-rotting human form, it's in a form of a Goat~! Damn this is scary and viewers discretion is advised due to the un-natural phenomenon you're about to witness. Get a pillow quick and hold on to your seats or find someone to accompany you. Few ppl behave differently after watching this.

5 Reasons I Blog

2007-05-18T16:08:00.000+08:00

Gawd~~, Ms Suet'tilicious tagged me...Alright, here goes..

1. Just want to share what i've been through.
2. No need to repeat the same story more than once.
If ppl ask, i replied "Go check out my blog"
3. Also to keep track of events or places i've been to.
4. One of the 'entertainment' i can do when im working.
5. Nothing better to do x)

Lets join in the fun. I taggg......

[Puppyee]
[Adelene]

Differences of girls and grown women

2007-05-17T16:14:00.000+08:00

Thanks to Puppyee for this. Listed below is the differences between girls and women, and it's a compelling truth.

1. Girls leave their schedule wide-openand wait for a guy to call and make plans.Grown women make their own plans and nicely tell the guy to get in where he fits.

2. Girls want to control the man in their life.Grown women know that if he's truly hers, he doesn't need controlling.

3.Girls check you for not calling them.Grown women are too busy to realize you hadn't.

4. Girls are afraid to be alone.Grown women revel in it-using it as a time for personal growth.

5.Girls ignore the good guys.Grown women ignore the bad guys.

6.Girls will show affection if she's interested in you, if not she'll avoid from seeing you. Grown women is like a log, either way she'll go out with you. (This 1 i added myself....wakakak)

7.Girls worry about not being pretty and/or good enough for their man.Grown women know that they are pretty and/or good enough for any man.

8.Girls try to monopolize all their man's time ( I.e., don't want him hanging with his friends).Grown women realize that a lil' bit of space makes the 'together time' even more special-and goes to kick it with her own friends!

9.Girls think a guy crying is weak.Grown women offer their shoulder and a tissue.

10.Girls want to be spoiled and 'tell' their man so.Grown women 'show' him and make him comfortable enough to reciprocate without fear of losing his 'manhood'.

11.Girls get hurt by one man and make all men pay for it.Grown women know that that was just one man.

12.Girls fall in love and chase aimlessly after the object of their affection,ignoring all 'signs'.Grown women know that sometimes the one you love, don't always love you back-and move on, without bitterness.

13.Girls will read this and get an attitude.Grown women will read this and pass it on to other Grown women and their male friends.

So which one are you? Girl or Women? If none of it then it's definitely, absolutely, undeniably, unquestionably, you're a She-Man. AAaahHHhh~~!!*high pitch*

Life is short and flimsy

2007-05-17T12:48:00.000+08:00

On 15th May 2007, Wednesday, I received news of my ex-superior that she passed away. Rubini was her name and she's 36 years old this year. She was supposed to catch a flight to Hong Kong on that day and she collapsed before she board the flight. It happened so suddenly and all of those who knew her, couldn't possibly believe the news, including me, that she had passed away, until yesterday, I went to her funeral, and i saw her in the coffin.

She looks like she was just asleep with a smiling face, it is difficult to hold back the tears when seeing her like that. Some said the God loves her too much because her death was quick and without any long term suffering and sickness. She has been known for her kindness, friendly personality, outgoing person, humble and she's there to comfort me when i'm in the most devastated state of condition. She also invited me and few of my colleagues to her house during deepavali last 2 years and i misses the curry prawns she cooked on that blessed day.

My mum shed tears when I told her what had happened coz they were quite close. Even though after she went to work for other company since a year ago, she still enquire about my well being each time she went to my mum's place and I really feels ashamed coz I didn't pay her a visit when i had the chance. Only by her death, that I saw her once again, and for the last time.

Week of the Squirrel

2007-05-17T11:50:00.000+08:00

It's been quite sometime since the last update on this blog and it's a helluva week. I'm kinda busy lately...errmm, well, it's actually i'm kinda lazy also. Probably i need some good rest on this coming weekend.

Bunch of pending documents, amendments, enhancements and meeting minutes laid to rest for weeks and it's there to stay. New request is coming in each day.

All my colleagues are busy finishing up their work that are still in "Work-In-Progress" status since god-knows-when, i too have lots of task still in "WIP" status and some dated back to year 2006.

Most of the incoming request is ad-hoc or urgent, and we have to cope with 'entertaining' few tasks simultaneously. Sometimes I also couldn't keep track of my previous task even though i just put it aside for 1 hour coz our job is very diverse. Programming needs a lot of brain work and it's definitely not an easy job. Next 2 weeks, we'll be welcoming back our ex-superior, another helluva week coming soon.

Malacca working trip

2007-05-09T15:49:00.000+08:00

Phew, just got back from a 2 days 1 night working trip to Malacca on 7th May and 8th May 2007. I thought this would be another normal working trip like all the previous working trip i've been to before but this time the branch manager brought us out to local clubbing scene.

It's been quite sometime since the last time i've been to Malacca and i notice that Malacca is developing rapidly.
There's a new place for tourist and ppl from other state to savor the local Malacca food such as the famous chicken rice ball. According to my colleague from Malacca, all the stall here are chosen from the best stall around Malacca. So i think what they mean is the food here is the best, i guess. lol

This new place is called Newton, just situated beside Mahkota Parade opposite the new Dataran Pahlawan shopping mall.

The place where we stayed for the night is Hotel Seri Costa, was previously owned by Pan Pacific.
The twin-sharing bedroom cost us RM131.++ per night and the environment inside the bedroom looks like we're staying in a haunted house, very antique looking. The bathroom not very clean though and it looks like those bathroom in thriller movie.

The same night, we were brought to a local clubbing scene called Sunshine Bar, situated beside Aloha, facing the sea. The environment are breath taking with the sound of wave splashing and R&B song.

The pics are very dark, i know, so bear with it. It's taken using my lousy Sony K750i only. lol.

The floor below our feet are transparent and you can actually see water flowing through, it's not the sea water though, just man made waterfall.

I'm going to plan another trip to this bar again soon, hopefully. :)

Asian Festial of Speed (AFOS)

2007-05-09T14:03:00.000+08:00

On the 6th of May 2007 Sunday, we are given the opportunity to display our car Sepang International Circuit and free entry tickets as well. This event are being held every year in Sepang International Circuit and joined by racer from around the world.

Convoy start at 10:30 after all of us meetup at USJ 2 mamak and took our breakfast. There's a total of 16 putras' joining this event. We make a quick stop after the KLIA toll while waiting for those who are left behind coz everyone was speeding. Canken, our club vice-president asked me " Why you drive very slow just now, like holding back only?". I was amazed by what he asked me, and i replied "Huh??? R u kidding me? I was speeding at 160km/h"

We got ourself an unbrella girl aka racing queen also. kekek

This pics are taken using my lousy Sony Erricsson K750i. Looks like taken using high-speed camera leh...kkekekek

Mini F1 spotted inside 1 of the garage when me and Andy lurking behind one of the garage.

Racing queen, they are taller than me....

Oh hey, there's a familiar face...kekekke

I can't resist taking a pic with this friendly neighbourhood, The amazing Michelin man

We are taking pics here while everyone preparing to start the race...

hhmmphh, since Andy got a pic of him with 6 racing queens and that made him "The Happy-man" that day, I also take 1 without any hesitation, nah, I'm also a "Happy-man" but not as happy as Andy coz only 1 racing queen...kekeke

So here's Andy aka "The happy-man" on the left and Alvin aka Python just behind us.

there, our own club racing queen in action.....wakakka...

Now only I know.....wakakakak

2007-05-04T18:21:00.000+08:00

Now only I know that Andy got nickname such as Kuali\Smelly\Roach. Heheheh . So cute~!!!

Nice one chin Suet~!!

Insane 1 day trip on May 1st 2007

2007-05-04T11:17:00.000+08:00

This is really a test of endurance, when we decided to go for 2 days 1 night trip to A'Famosa Waterpark, Quick Stop at Melaka and later to Port Dickson drinking session at midnight and stay there for the night, but ended up as 1 day trip coz this trip is not really well plan. We meetup before the trip to discuss bout this trip but everyone was too excited and get carried away, Off topic but in the end this trip was a success~!!. Muahahha..

We started our journey south at around 1pm in the afternoon and make our first stop at Rest Area along the North South Expressway nearby KLIA.

After 2 hours of driving, we finally reached A'Famosa Waterpark.

We stayed there until 8pm plus and start heading to Melaka to take our dinner, all of us were half dead coz i think we forgotten to take our lunch( i only notice this during the time when i write this blog, until this paragraph) . Thanks to my sis, she brought us to eat the infamous Satay Celup of Melaka somewhere near the town. Too bad I'm sick at that time, so I didn't get enjoy the food much. Andy is the winner with god-knows-how many sticks he finished that night. Haahaha..

Pics Above: From counter-clockwise, Andy, Chin Suet (Andy punya 1st BRIDE, except for his own Full Bucket Racing Seat called BRIDE), Emily, Lynette and Jacey.

Pics Above: From Counter-clockwise, Irene (lady in pink), Pauline (My sis), Mr Ho (My Brother-in-law), Raymond (men in black) and Andrew.

After we finished our dinner, we continue our journey to Port Dickson. We encounter difficulties during the journey to Port Dickson, such as evading police traffic road blocks and doing illegal turns. This is the first time i stop infront of a road block and reverse while the police waving the torch light asking us to move forward. In the end, we reached Port Dickson beach just behind Sunshine Bay resort at around 2 am. Phew~!

Andrew develop a new technique in dealing with car sickness after overdose himself with Chivas.

MAISON, Encounter the twisted side of house music

2007-04-23T11:27:00.000+08:00

Oh yeah~! We're back at Maison again on last friday night 20th April 2007. We had a great night with DJ Joey G in the house, spinning the madness all night long.

DJ Joey G of Channel [V] vj, is the resident of Friday nights; TWISTED. Serving you, deliciously dirty house music. Below are the party animals of the night...

Andrew doing "blow job"...kekek

Oh gawd~! After a few drinks, they are "twisted", wicked...

Wow, they're sizzling hot...ouch~!

Flaming lamborghini ya'll...

Muahahahha...sure gets twisted after this...

Men down, calling for backup, I repeat, men down....

I got home with a prize....

Pantsing Game

2007-04-20T09:52:00.000+08:00

Feels bored today? Try this and cheer yourself up...
This game is all about dropping victim's trousers and you need skill and speed to do that.
There are 3 characters for you to choose from, Carmine, Frank or John.

The victim will scream "mamamia" if you able to drop his pants.

You can drop the same victim's pants a few times, just try not to get caught.

http://www.movieheat.com/clients/bigfishmarketing/gotti/

Flight of the hamsters

2007-04-17T11:35:00.000+08:00

This is another mini games where you can hit or catapult cartoon-characters across the screen but this time you'll be catapulting cute rodents as far as they can go. And unlike any other mini games like flying penguins and such, you're able to control it's flight path with gliding ability during airborne and there's only limited amount of time for the rodents to glide.

The sky and the ground are full of wacky objects and by all means to give your rodents a lil' bit of boost to fly sky high. You only have 5 rodents to catapult for each game. At the end of each game, your total score will be shown with a dancing rodents and a complimentary phrase.

Try and beat my scores and let me know what you got. Bon voyage Hamtaro~!

http://www.cartoonnetwork.com/games/action/knd/hamsters/index.html

I'm so silly

2007-04-13T09:40:00.000+08:00

Oh gosh, today is casual day. I wore a collar tee and khakis pants and when i reached office only i realize something is not right.

I wore slippers to work~!!!!! This is so wrong and hopefully HR didn't realize it.... -.-"

New look for my car~!!

2007-04-09T09:23:00.000+08:00

Oh gosh, I've been waiting for this moment since January 2007. At last, my ride got a new look~! A far more better looking bodykit compared to the previous bodykit.

Installation was done on friday.

The boss aka Ah Wai is installing the diffuser.
Thanks to Ah Wai, it's a complimentary gift, free-of-charge.

After the diffuser is installed, the worker is doing some touch-up before the spraying process.

Another touch-up process, they are scraping uneven surface with water and sand paper.

Places that are not going to be spray are covered in newspaper.

Final check on the newspaper before spray.

Black color paint first.

Then the area painted in black are covered in newspaper.

Pearl White are sprayed to the remaining area.

Then the newspaper covering the black paint was removed in order to paint the lacquer, so that it looks shiny~!

There, lacquer are applied and i'm eager to get my ride on the road~!!

Tadaa~~!! This is how it looks like when its done. *Drooooling*

Shown below is how it looks like previously from the first day i got the car till the last bodykit i'm using.

My car is on the left side with black hood.

And this is how it looks like today.

Tortoise Candle

2007-04-06T10:44:00.000+08:00

This morning, me and few of my colleagues received a gift from Ms Teng working at Seremban FMG Logistic Centre. Ms Teng packed it in a small cardbox with a small note. Under careful and close examination done by Ms Jin Bee, she concluded that there's no clock ticking sound or any mechanical sound, so it is safe to open.

This is it how the Tortoise Candle looks like and one of my colleague actually lit up his gift. It's reusable for a few times, depends on how long you keep it burning but the downside is the Tortoise Candle will become burning hot when you try to move it.

My colleague agreed to pose for this review without much hesitation with the candle located on his work desk.

Activities since March

2007-04-03T16:43:00.001+08:00

Not much activities during March, been quite busy.

SAP Dinner
Attended a dinner at J W Marriot Hotel on 28 March 2007.

The place is so grand, with servings such as snacks, beer, red wine and etc before the dinner start. There's also a booth providing free massage to everyone that brace the traffic jams in order to attend this dinner, it's not Ogawa or Osim, it's traditional hand massage.

Broke my Boost Meter
Haihz, sometimes i'm very clumsy.
This time I broke my Apexi Boost meter.
I thought I could fix it back and so I disassemble it, but to no avail coz the mechanical inside is so complicated.

New drinking session member~!

Are you Sting Ray?
Are you Nick Ray?
Are you Jimmy Ray?
Who wants to know? Who wants to know?

He's Ray-mond-ne (-ne indian slang) hahah..
Our new drinking session member. Welcome...